mother of pearl


twitch
March 13, 2010, 7:41 pm
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My eyelid has been twitching for about an hour or two. It kinda freaks me out. I’ve done some research and found the top causes of eye twitching:

  • Stress
  • Tiredness
  • Eyestrain
  • Caffeine
  • Alcohol
  • Dry eyes
  • Nutritional imbalances
  • Allergies

Makes sense. I got up at 6 today, have been staring at the ‘puter for quite some time now, drank about 4 cups of coffee, on my 2nd glass of wine (I like the booze), have generally dry eyes from having such an intense stare, and often eat like crap (i.e. Taco Bell).

Guess it’s something I’ll have to live with for a bit.  It’s better than this.

His giant eyes don't detract from his ugly face



“ART”
March 13, 2010, 6:49 pm
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I’ve found a new website.

I have to ransack my dad’s place tomorrow for items worth selling or keeping, since he is being asked ever-so-kindly-via-notice to leave the place he is living, which he seemed to acquire through questionable means (if you’ve heard me talk about my dad, you’ll completely understand).  He says he has some paintings by Margaret Keane, the woman who paints gigantic eyes.  I find them kinda creepy, but they might fetch a pretty penny for some “art” collectors.

creepy eyes are watching you

Hence, the search for bad art. This website has some gems.

http://www.museumofbadart.org/index.html Amazing pieces by so called artists.  I think my cat, or a retarded child without arms, could produce better art.

At least I don’t think I will ever be on this site… unless I already am.