When people tell you that bees will leave you alone if you just stand still and don’t run around, listen to them. Please. And if you don’t, make sure you are wearing long sleeves and protecting your armpit. If you don’t, it can get ugly.
Needless to say, my pit is sore, red, and swollen.
Stupid bee, may he rest in peace.
Teeth have been a bane to my existence. They help me eat – an activity I so very much love – I’ll give them that. I won’t forgive them, however, for causing me problems and stress.
I’m trying to turn over a new leaf with my recently-released-from-the-prison-that-is-my-mouth wisdom tooth.
So in the same vein as My Buddy and Me
… we’ve got My Tooth and Me. I’ll just start taking pictures of us, frolicking about: at the store, at the park, going for a run, riding a bike. Since I’m still suffering from the pain, today we are just kicking back and watching tv.
My eyelid has been twitching for about an hour or two. It kinda freaks me out. I’ve done some research and found the top causes of eye twitching:
- Dry eyes
- Nutritional imbalances
Makes sense. I got up at 6 today, have been staring at the ‘puter for quite some time now, drank about 4 cups of coffee, on my 2nd glass of wine (I like the booze), have generally dry eyes from having such an intense stare, and often eat like crap (i.e. Taco Bell).
Guess it’s something I’ll have to live with for a bit. It’s better than this.
I’ve found a new website.
I have to ransack my dad’s place tomorrow for items worth selling or keeping, since he is being asked ever-so-kindly-via-notice to leave the place he is living, which he seemed to acquire through questionable means (if you’ve heard me talk about my dad, you’ll completely understand). He says he has some paintings by Margaret Keane, the woman who paints gigantic eyes. I find them kinda creepy, but they might fetch a pretty penny for some “art” collectors.
Hence, the search for bad art. This website has some gems.
http://www.museumofbadart.org/index.html Amazing pieces by so called artists. I think my cat, or a retarded child without arms, could produce better art.
At least I don’t think I will ever be on this site… unless I already am.
Corey Haim died. I am happy it wasn’t the good Corey.